Cibkopwat is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, boastful deer.

Cibkopwat created silver three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibkopwat, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cibkopwat, he will send minions to preach to you.

Cibkopwat's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Cibkopwat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always look after injured sheep.

4. Retreat if five seals approach from the south.

5. Always obey Cibkopwat's priests.