Veglanrow is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, benevolent dingo.

Veglanrow created dark matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Veglanrow, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Veglanrow, she will refuse to believe in you.

Veglanrow's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Veglanrow's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory near eagles while wearing violet shoes.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

5. Never write about moons.