Gettonsid is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, humorless scorpion.

Gettonsid created a strange quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gettonsid, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gettonsid, she will have a low opinion of you.

Gettonsid's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Gettonsid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Worship no other gods but Gettonsid.