Nulbinveg is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, boastful clam.

Nulbinveg created energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nulbinveg, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nulbinveg, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Nulbinveg's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Nulbinveg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Nulbinveg loves geese, so they must be respected.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not keep eight ants in a large pit.

5. Never talk about cats.