Raghonlun is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, self-confident ferret.

Raghonlun created Africa three billion years ago.

If you believe in Raghonlun, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Raghonlun, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Raghonlun's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Raghonlun's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention grasshopers.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.