Lanhasarm is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, calm wasp.

Lanhasarm created the Sombrero Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lanhasarm, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lanhasarm, she will turn you into a dog.

Lanhasarm's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Lanhasarm's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Lanhasarm.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.