Nurhadbad is a god.

She takes the form of a large, quiet otter.

Nurhadbad created the Tadpole Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurhadbad, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nurhadbad, she will destroy your home solar system.

Nurhadbad's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Nurhadbad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Nurhadbad in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never look at dwarf planets.

4. You must pray to Nurhadbad five times a day.

5. Never feed parsnips to moths while wearing ear rings.