Pinspagkip is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, cheerful hyena.

Pinspagkip created the Black Eye Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pinspagkip, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pinspagkip, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Pinspagkip's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Pinspagkip's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism near mice while wearing green coats.

4. Never feed gooseberries to frogs while wearing trousers.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.