Vabtanrull is a god.
It takes the form of an enormous, impressive
cow.
Vabtanrull created energy three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Vabtanrull, it will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Vabtanrull, it will boil you in a big pot.
Vabtanrull's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.
Vabtanrull's Holy Commandments1. You must pray to Vabtanrull six times a day.
2. You must love Vabtanrull.
3. Never wear violet shoes.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Put Vabtanrull first in all things.