Vabtanrull is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, impressive cow.

Vabtanrull created energy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vabtanrull, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Vabtanrull, it will boil you in a big pot.

Vabtanrull's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Vabtanrull's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Vabtanrull six times a day.

2. You must love Vabtanrull.

3. Never wear violet shoes.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Put Vabtanrull first in all things.