Satragsab is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, ill-tempered chicken.

Satragsab created an atom six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Satragsab, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Satragsab, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Satragsab's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Satragsab's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Never think about ultrasonics.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

5. Never pour water over plants.