Buggunhun is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, ill-tempered hare.

Buggunhun created oxygen five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Buggunhun, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Buggunhun, he will manifest in front of you.

Buggunhun's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Buggunhun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Learn nine new languages a year.

3. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Erect a large tin sculpture of Buggunhun on top of all buildings.