Dankipcub Cepgutbad is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, selfish goat.

Dankipcub Cepgutbad created time and space two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dankipcub Cepgutbad, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dankipcub Cepgutbad, he will turn you into a frog.

Dankipcub Cepgutbad's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Dankipcub Cepgutbad's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not speak about coconuts.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.