Lab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, unselfish mongoose.

Lab created the Milkyway nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lab, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Lab, she will ignore you.

Lab's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Lab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

2. Never jump near capybaras.

3. Retreat if five hamsters approach from the west.

4. Do not eat cherries.

5. Lab loves porpoises, so they must be respected.