Tengennill is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, ruthless cow.

Tengennill created everything that exists eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tengennill, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tengennill, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Tengennill's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Tengennill's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear scarves.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never go into indigo rooms.