Pibdabhenfarmapapptun is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, sage wasp.

Pibdabhenfarmapapptun created light six million years ago.

If you believe in Pibdabhenfarmapapptun, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Pibdabhenfarmapapptun, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Pibdabhenfarmapapptun's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Pibdabhenfarmapapptun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Put Pibdabhenfarmapapptun first in all things.

3. Do not hurt rats.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Never talk about fire.