Dobtipcap is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, irritating snail.

Dobtipcap created an electron seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobtipcap, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dobtipcap, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Dobtipcap's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Dobtipcap's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Dobtipcap in the centre of the settlement.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not eat lentils.