Cussdotveg is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, benevolent centaur.

Cussdotveg created energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cussdotveg, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cussdotveg, he will turn you into a rock.

Cussdotveg's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Cussdotveg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Never talk about gravity near turtles while wearing blue rings and balancing eight nickel spheres on your legs.

3. Never wear cyan shoes.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not listen to music.