Gedkinquim is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, stupid unicorn.

Gedkinquim created the Sun seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedkinquim, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gedkinquim, he will turn you into a frog.

Gedkinquim's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Gedkinquim's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Gedkinquim.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Fast once a month.