Mifcunab is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, prudent mink.

Mifcunab created the Sol system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifcunab, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mifcunab, she will turn you into a rat.

Mifcunab's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Mifcunab's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Mifcunab three times a day.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always obey Mifcunab's priests.

4. Mifcunab must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not cook food in pots.