Cimsterrip is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, bad-tempered crow.

Cimsterrip created bats eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cimsterrip, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cimsterrip, it will turn you into a rock.

Cimsterrip's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Cimsterrip's Holy Commandments

1. Always help cats.

2. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Cimsterrip in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never talk about otters.