Tofflisab Ranvolarf is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, loving swan.

Tofflisab Ranvolarf created the Sol system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tofflisab Ranvolarf, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tofflisab Ranvolarf, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Tofflisab Ranvolarf's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Tofflisab Ranvolarf's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Retreat if six goats approach from the south.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.