Wadgofcad Pighon is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, self-assured chinchilla.

Wadgofcad Pighon created light two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadgofcad Pighon, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wadgofcad Pighon, he will turn you into a sheep.

Wadgofcad Pighon's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Wadgofcad Pighon's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. You must love Wadgofcad Pighon.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never look at dwarf planets.

5. Never hurt capybaras.