Didfatvon Yarpcanfedrultifpitcar
is a god.
He takes the form of a slim, merciless
wolf
.
Didfatvon Yarpcanfedrultifpitcar
created Europe eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Didfatvon Yarpcanfedrultifpitcar
, he will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Didfatvon Yarpcanfedrultifpitcar
, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.
Didfatvon Yarpcanfedrultifpitcar's
most sacred site is Manna in Greece.
Didfatvon Yarpcanfedrultifpitcar's Holy Commandments
1. Do not trade with those who eat peas.
2. Didfatvon Yarpcanfedrultifpitcar loves turtles, so they must be honoured.
3. Do not hurt voles.
4. Erect five zinc sculptures of Didfatvon Yarpcanfedrultifpitcar on top of important buildings.
5. Always look after injured sharks.
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