Didbissvinnarl is a god.

It takes the form of a small, irritating hedgehog.

Didbissvinnarl created the Milkyway four million years ago.

If you believe in Didbissvinnarl, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Didbissvinnarl, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Didbissvinnarl's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Didbissvinnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Pigs are not to be trusted.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Do not take Didbissvinnarl's name in vain.

5. Do not chop down trees.