Wikzenyart is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, happy dingo.

Wikzenyart created a charm quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikzenyart, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wikzenyart, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Wikzenyart's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Wikzenyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick swans.

2. Always wear magenta.

3. Do not hurt rats.

4. Do not keep five nematodes in a large pit.

5. Do not make images of living things.
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