Bigsaghak is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, duplicitous gnu.

Bigsaghak created the cosmos five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bigsaghak, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bigsaghak, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bigsaghak's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Bigsaghak's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bigsaghak.

2. Do not hurt rats.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Never eat green fruit.
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