Logpogfidbifomincut is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, almighty frog.

Logpogfidbifomincut created silver seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Logpogfidbifomincut, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Logpogfidbifomincut, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Logpogfidbifomincut's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Logpogfidbifomincut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity near monkeys while wearing red shirts.

2. Always treat gulls with great respect.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Put Logpogfidbifomincut first in all things.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.