Ruldutomin is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, uncaring
newt.
Ruldutomin created the planet Jupiter seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Ruldutomin, he will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Ruldutomin, he will turn you into a mouse.
Ruldutomin's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.
Ruldutomin's Holy Commandments1. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.
2. Always take life seriously.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Respect your elders.
5. Do not hurt badgers.