Ruldutomin is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, uncaring newt.

Ruldutomin created the planet Jupiter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Ruldutomin, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ruldutomin, he will turn you into a mouse.

Ruldutomin's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Ruldutomin's Holy Commandments

1. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not hurt badgers.