Labtagdap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, uncaring duck.

Labtagdap created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Labtagdap, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Labtagdap, he will try to impress you with trees.

Labtagdap's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Labtagdap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Hide from gray mites for they are unholy.

3. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Labtagdap on top of all buildings.