Labtagdap is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely small, uncaring
duck.
Labtagdap created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Labtagdap, he will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Labtagdap, he will try to impress you with trees.
Labtagdap's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.
Labtagdap's Holy Commandments1. Never eat bark.
2. Hide from gray mites for they are unholy.
3. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.
4. Do not shave your hands.
5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Labtagdap on top of all buildings.