Donrulltip Pasflowcip is a god.
He takes the form of a huge, amazing
pigeon.
Donrulltip Pasflowcip created a Higgs boson two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Donrulltip Pasflowcip, he will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Donrulltip Pasflowcip, he will refuse to believe in you.
Donrulltip Pasflowcip's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.
Donrulltip Pasflowcip's Holy Commandments1. Retreat if nine great tits approach from the north.
2. Donrulltip Pasflowcip must be the most important thing in your life.
3. Do not hurt aardvarks.
4. Do not eat gooseberries.
5. Always look after injured snails.