Sanfag is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, smart wren.

Sanfag created the Milkyway seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sanfag, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sanfag, he will be very sad.

Sanfag's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Sanfag's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear blue.

2. Do not dye your hair gray.

3. Do not kill otters.

4. Never talk about manatees.

5. Respect your elders.