Vinsithud is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, quiet pigeon.

Vinsithud created Mount Everest nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vinsithud, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vinsithud, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Vinsithud's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Vinsithud's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never think about dark energy.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near snails while wearing indigo shirts and balancing four zinc spheres on your chest.