Ladmigdodstaf is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, self-confident alligator.

Ladmigdodstaf created the Sol system six million years ago.

If you believe in Ladmigdodstaf, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ladmigdodstaf, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Ladmigdodstaf's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Ladmigdodstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime near geese while wearing blue jumpers.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Ladmigdodstaf in the centre of the settlement.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Ladmigdodstaf.

5. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.