Migcut is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, egotistical jackal.

Migcut created the world eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Migcut, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Migcut, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Migcut's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Migcut's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always wear indigo.

5. Never feed strawberries to porpoises while wearing shorts.