Mottikomin is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, ruthless scorpion.

Mottikomin created vertebrates seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mottikomin, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mottikomin, he will turn you into a frog.

Mottikomin's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Mottikomin's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never feed garlic to ducks while wearing tights.

4. Do not keep five bats in a large pit.

5. You must love Mottikomin.