Cunwegrut is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, conceited narwhal.

Cunwegrut created dark energy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunwegrut, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Cunwegrut, it will turn you into a snail.

Cunwegrut's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Cunwegrut's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands yellow.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always help bats.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.
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