Cunwegrut is a god.
It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, conceited
narwhal.
Cunwegrut created dark energy seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cunwegrut, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Cunwegrut, it will turn you into a snail.
Cunwegrut's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.
Cunwegrut's Holy Commandments1. Never paint your hands yellow.
2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
3. Always help bats.
4. Never look in ponds.
5. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.