Bognurtail is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, competent mongoose.

Bognurtail created Africa four years ago.

If you believe in Bognurtail, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bognurtail, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Bognurtail's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Bognurtail's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not eat strawberries.

4. Never hop in holy places.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force near foxes while wearing gray scarves and balancing three aluminium spheres on your chest.