Safomtveg is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, capable wasp.

Safomtveg created water five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Safomtveg, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Safomtveg, he will throw large rocks at you.

Safomtveg's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Safomtveg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Safomtveg in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never sit in holy places.