Cissfodapp is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, tiresome guinea pig.

Cissfodapp created energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cissfodapp, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cissfodapp, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Cissfodapp's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Cissfodapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of spinach to birds while wearing brown shirts.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never talk about gravity.