Fubdibtin is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, witless gorilla.

Fubdibtin created life two million years ago.

If you believe in Fubdibtin, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fubdibtin, it will destroy your home planet.

Fubdibtin's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Fubdibtin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt snails.

2. Do not wear gold on your body.

3. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Never think ill of sick otters.