Banfatkanmissadyartcepfut is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, duplicitous slug.

Banfatkanmissadyartcepfut created viruses four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Banfatkanmissadyartcepfut, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Banfatkanmissadyartcepfut, she will torture you forever.

Banfatkanmissadyartcepfut's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Banfatkanmissadyartcepfut's Holy Commandments

1. Banfatkanmissadyartcepfut loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.

2. Voles are not to be trusted.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not listen to music.