Poppadbass is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, irritating wasp.

Poppadbass created parasitic wasps three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Poppadbass, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Poppadbass, it will destroy your home planet.

Poppadbass' most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Poppadbass' Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat oranges.

2. Never write about enzymes.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.