Wod is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, impressive dragon.

Wod created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wod, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wod, she will be very sad.

Wod's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Wod's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large copper sculpture of Wod on top of all buildings.

2. You must never eat rice.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never wear scarves.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.