Konnulpog is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, calm manatee.

Konnulpog created matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Konnulpog, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Konnulpog, it will be very unhappy.

Konnulpog's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Konnulpog's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat tomatoes.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

3. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.