Cutpak is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, charitable bat.

Cutpak created oxygen five million years ago.

If you believe in Cutpak, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cutpak, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Cutpak's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Cutpak's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about bacteria.

2. Erect four silicon sculptures of Cutpak on top of important buildings.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not keep three cats in a large pit.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.