Vedfen is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, boastful manatee.

Vedfen created the Small Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vedfen, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vedfen, it will try to impress you with trees.

Vedfen's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Vedfen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vedfen.