Higbissvol is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, duplicitous weasel.

Higbissvol created snails five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Higbissvol, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Higbissvol, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Higbissvol's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Higbissvol's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Never talk about special relativity.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Hide from fawn hamsters for they are unholy.