Migfunnul is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, pitiless faun.

Migfunnul created the world five million years ago.

If you believe in Migfunnul, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Migfunnul, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Migfunnul's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Migfunnul's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moths.

2. You must pray to Migfunnul seven times a day.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

5. Never look in ponds.