Quamrillxin is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, humorless dolphin.

Quamrillxin created parasitic wasps nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quamrillxin, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Quamrillxin, she will turn you into a puffin.

Quamrillxin's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Quamrillxin's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quamrillxin.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Quamrillxin.

3. Never think about solid mechanics.

4. Always help sick badgers.

5. Do not keep five horses in a large pit.