Rilyartyimzagnilltafgeparm is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, moody swallow.

Rilyartyimzagnilltafgeparm created time and space eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rilyartyimzagnilltafgeparm, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rilyartyimzagnilltafgeparm, she will curse you with boils.

Rilyartyimzagnilltafgeparm's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Rilyartyimzagnilltafgeparm's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory near tapirs while wearing red shorts and balancing nine tin spheres on your face.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics near snakes while wearing yellow dresses and balancing six carbon spheres on your back.

3. Never think about chromosomes.

4. Always obey Rilyartyimzagnilltafgeparm's priests.

5. Retreat if seven whales approach from the north.